Thursday, September 11, 2014

The Red Bottom Weekend Handbook

We have had inquiries about Red Bottom Weekends. This led to us deciding we need to supply a brief guide to what is entailed in a Red Bottom Weekend.

If you choose to do your own, please send us your experiences and photos. We will post anything you send to regarding your own Red Bottom Weekend. You can also send us things on tumblr here.

For example, here is a post from one blogger who wrote a story based on our Red Bottom Weekends.

Heureuse Rouge!
It's nice to say we are going to publish a "handbook" for Red Bottom Weekends, but it's really rather simple from the top's perspective: It’s even easier from the bottom’s perspective:

Provide top with access to your bottom.

Keep the Bottom Red

1. There are times when you don't have to keep the bottom red: when the sub is asleep or when she is out in public. Of course, before bed and before you have to go out (and we prefer you don't go out on a Red Bottom Weekend if you have to) you make sure the bottom is well, spanked and well reddened.

2. I insist Lizzie either wear nothing from the waist down or wear a thong because I need to see that she has not unreddened. You should too.

3. If you see that her bottom is no longer red, spank (or paddle, strap, or otherwise redden) it.

4. Repeat.

It's as simple as that. You will note that by the very title "Red Bottom Weekend" the goal is self explanatory. Further, I find that as the weekend progresses, the bottom becomes increasingly sensitive, reducing the requirement of the top to strike.

I really hope you all have excellent trials of a Red Bottom Weekend (or Red Bottom Day if you can't pull of the entire weekend). As we said above, be sure to send us your stories and pics. We'll post 'em!
That said, there are some things you might consider doing to make the experience more enjoyable.

Lotion! I like to start a few days in advance to make sure my bottom is well moisturized before the weekend. During the weekend, Craig will often apply lotion between spankings as well. After all, this is a red bottom weekend, not a “flaky-white” bottom weekend.

Hydrate! For the same reasons, make sure to keep hydrated over the weekend. Drink plenty of water.

Try a bath. I love taking a hot bath with Epsom Salts. Try adding a cup or two in your bath. This helps prevent bruising and speeds recovery. As a bonus, if you take a hot enough bath, you may trick your top by keeping your bottom too red to spank for a bit. Of course, if your top has been warned by reading my column...what can I say? I love the sting of a wet bottom spanking. Maybe you’ll enjoy it too!

Have fun! Whatever you do, enjoy it. We have a great time with our Red Bottom Weekends. We hope you'll have a great time as well. And we hope you'll share your adventures with us - leave a comment, send us a link, share a picture.


  1. That sounds like a lot of fun! I hope you receive plenty of reports come Monday.


  2. Nice! I will have to find a way to have one of these myself.

    1. Do it! It's an awesome way to spend the weekend, Needy T. Sorry we didn't respond to your comment sooner. For some reason we never got a notification. Thanks for writing.

  3. Oh my, I am going to have to share this with my man and hope he agrees to a facilitate a red bottom weekend sometime soon. There's nothing I like more than having a red bottom.

    1. If you do it, please let us know! And thanks for commenting, Spankingly Good Time.